CellarDoorMan's Xanga

Monday, January 02, 2006

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 14:26:37 GMT

Monday, October 17, 2005

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:50:56 GMT

hey, jon smitty's doing this so, i say, why not?

here we go, put youre name and I'll put:
    1 something random about you
    2 what song/ movie reminds me of you
    3 something that makes sense only between you and me
    4 my first/clearest memory of you
    5 what animal you remind me of
    6 ill ask something ive always wondered about you
the duke

1. your crazy smile reminds me of the joker

2. the long and winding road

3. he havent known each other long enough

4. meeting you at bible study and wondering, "is his name luke duke?"

5. a nufoundland (if thats how you spell it)

6. are you sonny or cher?

jenna

1. i once saw you wearing one of those poncho things and i thought it was pretty groovy

2. let's see..... well, gypsy girl comes to mind but thats only because its the song you used for me.

3. "i surrender my pillows.... please don't hurt me"

4. i met you at bible study and i was like, "hey, that's the girl from thomas' photos."

5. louis the bay sox mascot (cuz i'm looking at a picture of him).

6. ever try to stare up at the skies when it's raining only to go, "oh! my eyes!"

j gott

1. i almost drew a cartoon of you to use as the spokesman for our school's cafe.

2. pod people

3. mimicking the folks from pod people singing something like, "jordan's on a roll now" in your car

4. above

5. a bear. a big, yet gentle, bear.

6. ever suffered starbucks withdrawl?

jonathan smith

1. that cap you wear is pretty awesome.

2. dead poets society

3. "son of a perverse and corrupt woman" (though everyone who was in school today would get that) what salty language.

4. some time last year when you were talking about your girlfrined and her stupid friends and somehow that turned into us talking about what we want to do with our lives.

5. a fox (not cuz i think your foxxy, mostly cuz you got red hair)

6. if you write the story of your life, but change the names of the people so you dont get sued, what would my name be?

mrs. altman

1. i saw a picture of you, and i gotta say, you're getting pretty big.

2. the princess bride

3. something small but big? oh jeez, she's pregnant.

4. when our parents brought me home from the hospital, i saw you and i was like, "man, i just had to be born into a family with a phsyco red-head."

5. a kitten.... a mad man eating kitten.

6. seriously, if its a boy you're gonna name him after me right?

jen

1. if you really were my sister i would have gone mad by now.

2. that one killers song

3. i wont say it. i'll just his name. derrick.

4. when we were pretty little and coming out of sunday school we were wearing the same generic little kid's boots and i was like, "ewww! i'm wearing the same boots as a GIRL!"

5. a puppy dog

6. when you and derrick are married i'm gonna feel sorry for your kids.

toehead

1. i dont consider you a true blond. more of a dirty blond.

2. in bloom

3. "the worst part is the name thing." i dont know if you remember that.

4. homecoming last year. we sold potatoes.

5. a lab

6. why are people who are so different friends?

emily helmsatronic

1. you got curly blond hair and blue eyes. nothing like me. maybe you're adopted.

2. that enya song at the end of LOTR

3. would you like a falafel with that?

4. one time i was doing my little brother duties by bothering you and you shut your door on my hand. it didnt hurt as much as i made it out to. i just wanted to get you in trouble.

5. some little cartoon squirel

6. are YOU gonna name one of your kids after me?

Friday, October 14, 2005

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:06:50 GMT

i heard this song on the radio a little while ago. it caught my interest.

Neil Young
The Needle And The Damage Done


I caught you knockin'
at my cellar door
I love you, baby,
can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done.

I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done.

I sing the song
because I love the man
I know that some
of you don't understand
Milk-blood
to keep from running out.

I've seen the needle
and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
like a settin' sun

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:03:55 GMT

i got new chucks today. so im using a pic of my old busted chucks as my profile pic in loving memory. i shall miss them so!

Monday, September 12, 2005

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 00:03:13 GMT

SIGH!......

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 19:30:48 GMT

So last night we watched some really bad mystery science theater. Not as bad as "manos and the hands of fate" but pretty bad. After the movie we jamajamed a bit and then got bored so we decided to make a few music videos. Josh taped me, Thomas and Jon pretending to play Bohemian Rahpsody, Under Pressure, Smells Like Teen Spirit, and a tremendous version of Kiss Me. Whatever they say i did NOT pretend to be a hot female vocalist, and i did NOT make out with Jon. That would be absurd. And rediculous. And a dirty filthy lie. But Thomas DID hit me with a little doggy. Shockwave the Woman-maker! Psh! More like Thomas Beall the woman-maker! But it was fun and we should do it again, and put it on the internet, or cable access, and get a mad cult of followers. That would be cool.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:05:31 GMT

haircuts i despise the most,

if you like them,

i think you're gross

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 01:56:45 GMT

No, Clown, no!...Oh....it was just a dream.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 20:50:43 GMT

I am Mike Helms. It's true, I am a really boring guy. I never do anything funny(except that one time, but we wont talk about that) Ill just say this....... no, no that's not a good idea.....I'll just drop it. Kinda like how Thomas and Josh never will. Anyway, even though I'm really dull, I'm really attractive, and my homies agree I really look good in black.....foo...gangsta....dawg...yo...G....I am such a skinny white guy....NO!.. I mean I'm a buff gangsta like the ones we saw walking down the street about an hour ago... they my homeboys yo. I saw Star Wars again today, the acting has actually gotten worse since last time I saw it. I don't know what else to say so I'm now going to let Thomas select the thing to show up as "Currently Listening To".

-Mike